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Ever hear how Harvey Keitel got fired from a role in Eyes Wide Shut?
SCORCESE: Harvey, Harvey, what's this about you and Kubrick? Robert, this tuna is great.
DENIRO: (nods)
KEITEL: (shrugs)
DENIRO: You know what I heard ...
SCORCESE: Pass the saki?
DENIRO: ... I heard this motherfucker got himself fired ...
KEITEL: Shut the fuck up.
DENIRO: ... 'cause he came in Nicole Kidman's hair!
(LAUGHTER.)
KEITEL: Shut the fuck up.
SCORCESE (OVER): Get the fuck out of here! Harvey?
KEITEL: Yeah. (SHRUG.) Came in 'er hair.
(LAUGHTER.)
DENIRO (OVER): Jesus, I can't breathe.
(LAUGHTER.)
(BEAT.)
SCORCESE: I'd a done that.
(LAUGHTER)
DENIRO: So, was it good?
(LAUGHTER. BEAT.)
KEITEL: It was pretty good.
(LAUGHTER)
KEITEL (faint smile): I'd do it again.
DENIRO: So the fuck would I.
SCORCESE: I would do that.
(LAUGHTER.)
(An elegant waitress presents the bill.)
DENIRO: (tearing up bill) On the house, Harve.
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